Q-T-M-M-L-S-H-I-A-B-A-R

Which means "Quote That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Almost Broke A Rib".
And here it is: (excerpt from Leepike Ridge another must read by Nathan Wilson)

"A lot of academics would never admit that either group (Asians and Phoenicians) had been to this continent," Reg said, "Luckily, those ancient folks weren't able to read the academic journals or they might not have come, and there would have been no native cultures or civilizations in this part of the world."
"I don't get it," Tom said.
"You'll have plenty of time to. Just remember a few things and you'll be set. Columbus was the first to come from the east. Vikings don't count, and neither do all the people who were standing on the beaches and waving when he got here."